Dear GOP, how do I help the fertilized egg without helping the slut carrying it?
As a new conservative, I am trying very hard to wrap my mind around uphold the Republican party's stance on issues. I understand I am only supposed to care about the fertilized egg, because, as Oklahoma's legislature has decreed, it is a "person" with "14th Amendment rights."
I also understand that we need to ignore the suffering of the disabled, poor, and hungry infants cut taxes for the "job creators" and simply don't care can't afford to help everyone.
But since I do care about the fertilized egg (person) and would like to help him, her it, how do I help that fertilized egg person without helping (and therefore encouraging) the slut carrying help him, her it? What if the fertilized egg person has severe disabilities or may not survive to be ignored as an infant? What do I do then? Obviously, the slut carrying it has no say here--that goes without saying. (Which is why I said it.) Nor, of course, do all infants. But what if that fertilized egg person needs expensive healthcare? I know we don't believe in healthcare for individuals, so if that egg person is now a "person," it doesn't qualify for healthcare either, right? After all, we can't ask the job creators to pay for that. That would be ridiculous and quite possibly Socialism. Or Communism. Or Fascism. Or Kenyanism.
Here is hoping you all have a happy Easter. Now is the time to remember the torture enhanced interrogation techniques that our Lord endured for our sake. Oh wait, that doesn't sound right at all.