August 19, 2003

Paul Newman Is Still HUD

Paul Newman prepared to sue HUD for besmirching character in movie of same name.

" A coalition of the willing — i.e., the Bratwurst Asphalt Company and the Ypsilanti Hot Dog and Bean Shop — has been pushed forward and is prepared to label its products "fair and balanced," knowing that Fox News will sue and that its newscasters will be so tied up with subpoenas they will only be able to broadcast from the courtroom, where they will be seen tearing their hair and whining, looking anything but fair and balanced, which would certainly be jolly good sport all around."

Streak likes this guy--Hud is a great movie and he makes great sauce and dressing--and loves the "coalition of the willing."

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