"Yes, and I was waterboarded [in training] so I know... It is torture...I'll put it to you this way: You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders"
And since we are quoting people like Jessie, let me note that the season finale of 30 Rock seems to have inspired a lot of blog posts on the best Tracy Jordan Lines. There are so many. Just so many.