March 10, 2009

Wow

Gee, I wonder how the right would respond if someone on the left spoke this way?

Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against U.S. government

I think Ann Coulter would include them in one of her books. But since it is Chuck Norris, they will just grin and move on.

9 comments:

ubub said...

Chuck Norris is idiotic, dangerous, and inflammatory.

ubub said...

I want to apologize profusely to Mr. Norris for any confusion my remarks may have caused for him, his family, or his friends. I deeply regret that my remarks were misunderstood as an attack on this great American hero.

leighton said...

I didn't see what could be controversial until I clicked through and saw that he thinks this is a good thing. But hey, sedition's okay if you're a Republican.

Streak said...

Sedition is actually patriotic if you are a conservative wingnut.

Tony said...

Chuck Norris doesn't cause riots. Riots beg Chuck Norris to start them.

Streak said...

You guys are already more entertaining than Chuck Norris.

steves said...

FWIW, I think most forms of sedition are Constitutionally protected, but he seems more to be talking about actual secession. I suppose it could be patriotic under some circumstances, but I just do see it as having reaced that point by any stretch of the imagination.

I am somewhat embarassed to say this, but I hang out with a fair number of borderline tinfoil hatters. None of them are even willing to say we have reached the point of rebellion, so I would have to say that Chuck has taken a bellyflop off the deep end.

leighton said...

The only thing that could make this more epic is if Bruce Schneier took the side of the NSA and led an army of coders and cryptanalysts against the Norris Rebellion.

ubub said...

and play by play was provided by Art Bell.