October 11, 2005

From the book of Bush, 500th chapter, verse 50, and 51

50 And the Lord sayeth verily that torturing your enemies is right and just when you speak for God. Those who oppose deserve the ancient veetoe response. Verily. 51. And Jesus looked upon the flooded, and the rich and the poor and he said this: cut taxes for the rich and cut programs for the poor. In the flooded lands shall you make your friends rich.

You don't have to be a biblical scholar to see how wrong this is, right?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

But... but...

2 Bush 9:11
Thou shalt not listen to anyone who speaketh poorly of the President, as He was thought to be strong on That Day, for reasons we can't quite remember. Or if not on That Day then perhaps in the days thereafter. Verily.

Streak said...

I forgot that verse. Damn.