Passion related merchandise contest

Why not? What is really the problem here? After all, if the end result is more consumers, er, I mean, converts, then the means are justified right? So, I am announcing the first Streak's Blog contest. Email me or post in the comments field your ideas for Passion of the Christ related merchandise (cross marketing, as it were).

I will start off: "Genuine Communion Wine: Guaranteed to be the Blood of Christ (As seen in copious amounts in the Passion of the Christ) or your money back!"

I await your entries.