Flying monkeys?

Or hell freezing over. But Tom Coburn is a voice of reason?:

"During his questioning, Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) told Alberto Gonzales that he should resign.

There 'has to be consequences' for the management and leadership failure under Gonzales' watch. It's 'generous to say that there were misstatements' by Gonzales and others, Coburn said. 'I believe that you ought to suffer the consequences,' he said, adding that Gonzales ought to be judged by the same standards with which he judged the U.S. attorneys.

'The best way to put this behind us is your resignation.'"