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Bush lies. Lies. Has learned to say "litany."

"you have more money in your pocket as a result of our tax cuts."

Of course, your other fees have gone up. Economy down. Wages down. You are better off because I say so.

Bush is a liar. And looks like a monkey. And is always pleased when he completes a sentence. And I don't mean that is a complete sentence, but it is a sentence that is ended.


My wife says Bush is a jerk

That was in response to the line of Kennedy being the conservative senator from Mass. Of course, his statements are drawn from the National Journal, the same one that says that Republicans are misstating their findings.

As if truth has any bearing on the matter.

Oh, and changing the constitution is good because it gets the states involved. Bush is a jerk. She is right.

Bush is flailing

While John Kerry might gesticulate at will, Bush seems to be practicing karate chops. And I think I could take him with what I learned from the Karate Kid.

Bush is a liar

Someone, I think it was New Donkey, said that Bush would resort to the "liberal, liberal, liberal."

Kerry just quoted the Bible. That a low blow. Pointed out that Christians are supposed to actually live their faith. Conservative Evangelicals keep saying that Bush is a christian, but don't expect him to act on it. Bush just said, btw, that "every bean is a life."

I like legumes. Good for Bush.

Will Bush acknowledge responsibility?

Almost scared me. Thought that Bush would say that the administration had done something (about healthcare costs going up), but he didn't. Said, jokingly, "I hope it isn't the administration (who is to blame)."

I really hate him. and his monkey smirk.

Medical industry not using computers

According to Prez, the healthcare industry doesn't use Information Technology enough. Luckily, Streak's other friend used to work in that field. She jumped in to support Bush. She said that healthcare companies aren't useing a single computer. Not to examine prostate tumors. Not to manage their billing and Medicare issues. Whew. I was worried that Bush was wrong. But he is right. Healthcare is avoiding the dangerous computers much like the deadly asbestos.

Bush a jerk, revisited

all I have right now. Think it is apparent.

Bush is concerned about credible

He cares about credibility. Cares greatly, because he cares about truth and justice and freedom and pies. Cares! Cares, I tell you! Respond favorably to Bush caring.

Sorry for the Giblets moment.

Kerry zinger

Bush a liar. Bush cuts VA funding. Tells Kerry lies. Says that he cares about veterans. Streak is not impressed.

Social Security. In other news, Bush jumps on third rail and screams like a hillbilly

Just noted Daniel Patrick Moynahan. Proudly. Can pronounce Moynahan. The late Senator would have absolutely taken this guy apart. And his dog.

Kerry about fiscal responsibility

Bush makes jokes. But hasn't vetoed single bill in his term. What, he not understand the concept?

Bush assures worried public that tax cuts went to middle class

Viewers should not look behind curtains. Any curtains. None. HEY, you put that blind down! If you look, you might discover that Bush actually rewarded rich people. I AM NOT GOING TO WARN YOU AGAIN!!

I was a border governor

I swear. Everytime he smiles in triumph at having connected a verb to a noun, I want to puke. PUKE, I SAY!!!!

I wonder how the Yankees are doing.......

We have much more manpower on the Borders

Bush smirking and still lying. I am starting to twitch.

Ooh, a minimum wage question. More people falling into poverty. But wait, John Kerry. I though that Bush's magical tax cuts would cure cancer AND pull people out of poverty. What are you saying you liberal lackey of the fat and unlikeable Ted Kennedy? Are you suggesting that people could be poor while the great Bush is cutting their taxes and poisoning their air.

It is clear. John Kerry is a communist. COMMUNIST!!!

No Chile Left Ahind

Bush has now reassured me. It isn't jobs that are the problem, or poverty, or asbestos. It is education. And we are not leaving enough children behind. If we don't leave more behind, we will have to educate them and possibly execute them. LEAVE THEM BEHIND!!!

Bush shockingly consistent

Is against the global test. Because he knows the true horror of tests at pinhead colleges like Hale and Yarvard. Test keep redneck millionaires from their appointed rounds.

Bush shocks conservative right

Supports background check. Suggests that there are actually people who should not have guns. John Ashcroft declares Bush legally insane and says he now "in charge."

More news later.

Bush assures America that he has met Black people

Can't talk about jobs, but can talk about No Chile Left Ahind.

Hopes that people can read and addd and subtract early. Help avoid being doofus president. Save valuable lives.

Bush assures America he loves God.

America assured. God freaked out. Changes number.

Kerry quotes Bible

Notes that Bible calls for us to be more attuned to our neighbors. Bush responds with "I love my neighbors but love to bomb them more."

Bush disappointed by partisanship

Wonders why painting democrats as anti-american traitors could have turned them against him. Why the bitter divide? Why the hatred, asks Bush? Is it my divisiveness? Is it my hatred?

Bush smiles sadly and talks about how much his mother scares him.