September 16, 2005

From the Zalm

Holy Crap!

7 comments:

ANewAnglican@gmail.com said...

From The Onion.

Streak said...

That's what happens when you read quickly.

Still funny. :)

Anonymous said...

Heh.

Didn't mean to snooker you. It just goes to show you how good they are at what they do.

My other favorite line from later in the article was:

MacAuliffe added: "By separating my children from sinful elements, I can finally teach the lessons of Leviticus in peace, without all this 'let he who is without sin cast the first stone' nonsense."

America's Finest News Source, indeed.

Streak said...

I still maintain it is a real story.

:)

Anonymous said...

Well, it appears you're not alone.

Hmmm...

Anonymous said...

Streak, get over it. Satire, get it? But as with all good satire it is totally believable in the light of recent developments in the neo Christian world. I love it!

Streak said...

Everyone take a breath. I do understand this is satire. I do get it. It is just so damn close to the truth it is scary. Anyone see the thing on the Daily Show on the Christian Exodus?

Seriously, I just enjoyed it, and was a little embarrassed that I posted it as if it were true.