August 3, 2006


McSweeney's Internet Tendency: This Bible You Sold Me Is Clearly Defective and I'd Like to Return It, Please.
"The printer must have run out of black ink, because a bunch of it is in red."

"This has got to be a bad translation because the Book of Revelation, instead of very clearly explaining the end times, the Rapture, and the final war with the Antichrist, doesn't make a damn bit of sense. It's full of a bunch of obscure symbols that are so open to interpretation, they could be applied to anything."

1 comment:

beepbeepitsme said...

The bible is written so that it can be interpreted to fit the needs and desires of those who read it.

The Dusty Old Book In The Library - The Bible