Wait! Wait! I can top it! I don't believe this. First we have the Precious Moments park...then the Creation Museum...then we have the Ten Commandments Park.
My Ten Commandments are bigger than your Ten Commandments. This reminds me of that old Aerosmith song, My Big Ten Inch, which of course referred to a record.
Can you imagine, I just whip out my big ten/ commandments from the Word of God?
We'll be seeing my new single in Family Christian Bookstores, Precious Moments Chapels, and Bible Parks in time for Christmas.
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Wait! Wait! I can top it! I don't believe this. First we have the Precious Moments park...then the Creation Museum...then we have the Ten Commandments Park.
Now THIS!
In Murefreesboro, TN. Only a one day drive from 75% of the US population.
And they're not even in Hebrew? Weak.
A Bible Park would be cool if they had the burning bush voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.
Sorry, Streak. Evidently size DOES matter.
BB
Makes me think of drinking some Samuel Jackson Beer tonight. Heh.
Oh, and who can forget, "The Lord your God has delivered unto you 15 [crash]--10 commandments.
My Ten Commandments are bigger than your Ten Commandments. This reminds me of that old Aerosmith song, My Big Ten Inch, which of course referred to a record.
Can you imagine, I just whip out my big ten/
commandments from the Word of God?
We'll be seeing my new single in Family Christian Bookstores, Precious Moments Chapels, and Bible Parks in time for Christmas.
Road trip! I say we hit all three in a week. Who is driving?
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