Blogger: Post a Comment: "Streak, your problem is that you have failed to put your trust in Republican Jesus. Repent, commie pinko, and repeat after me:
'Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name and the name of Thy favorite person on Earth, President Bush. Thy kingdom come, but not yet, because we haven't finished plundering the Earth's resources and exploiting the poor. Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in heaven -- and we know that Thy will is for us to offer up all things at the altar of capitalism, which isn't a false god like the ones You warned us against worshipping but is instead just another aspect of the freedom You gave us, so worshipping it is really worshipping You no matter who it hurts. Give us this day our daily bread and the bread of our neighbors, that our shareholders may be placated. And forgive us our trespasses, and we'll whine about those who trespass against us and then go on a Fox News show or talk radio and lambast them as atheist communists. And lead us not into temptation; leave that to us, because we pretty much know where it is now and are making healthy profits by both screaming about it and selling it. For the kingdom, the power and the glory are ours, forever and ever. Amen.' "
Nice to laugh. Thanks CG!
1 comment:
I so love Republican Jesus.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go lather, rinse, repent.
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